* My doorbell rings like a madman, startling me because no one EVER comes over *
Me: Hi
Hot Chick At Door: Hi, are you Rob?
Me (what I said): Nope, he’s next door.
Me (what I should have said): No, but I can be if you want me to be.
* Neighbor comes down, I walk off in a stunned silence *
Oh how I wish that visit could be for me one day.


Discussion of Encounter a few minutes ago is now closed
lol.
She asked for Rob and you didn’t send her north to Canada? :)