Jared W. Smith

Instant message exchange I just had. Reprinted with consent:

[REDACTED] says (11:18 PM):
my online lv [J: Low Value] dating fees will exceed my cable bill
hehe
Jared Smith says (11:18 PM):
lmfao
NICE.
[REDACTED] says (11:18 PM):
you know, cable is a good value after all
Jared Smith says (11:18 PM):
lol
in comparison with online lv dating yes
[REDACTED] says (11:18 PM):
yes
at least it works most of the time
Jared Smith says (11:18 PM):
HAHAHAHAHA
yes
[REDACTED] says (11:19 PM):
you can always count on channel 19
Jared Smith says (11:19 PM):
for sure
[REDACTED] says (11:19 PM):
and the weather channel
Jared Smith says (11:19 PM):
yes
[REDACTED] says (11:19 PM):
and the 8’s
Jared Smith says (11:19 PM):
yes
unless storm stories is on
[REDACTED] says (11:19 PM):
yeah